Confession Bear

I think the redditors who reported the murder confession bear to the authorities should be murdered by a bear

I think the redditors who reported the murder confession bear to the authorities should be murdered by a bear  Confession Bear

I didn't make it into art school So I took it out on the Jews

I didn't make it into art school So I took it out on the Jews  Confession Bear

I don't care about the Boston bombing Because two dead bodies are nothing when compared to the death caused by war and famine in other parts of the world

I don't care about the Boston bombing Because two dead bodies are nothing when compared to the death caused by war and famine in other parts of the world  Confession Bear

I'm a lot more concerned about the 31 killed in the Iraq bombing Than the three in Boston

I'm a lot more concerned about the 31 killed in the Iraq bombing  Than the three in Boston   Confession Bear

I told my dad all my guitar strings broke so he would put money in the bank my strings are fine, i just wanted to buy some weed.

I told my dad all my guitar strings broke so he would put money in the bank my strings are fine, i just wanted to buy some weed.  Confession Bear

I enjoy the treasure hunt aspect of scooping my cats dirty litter

I enjoy the treasure hunt aspect of scooping my cats dirty litter  Confession Bear

Whenever someone speak to me in Mandarin I pretend to not understand because I can't be bothered trying to understand their chinese accent.

Whenever someone speak to me in Mandarin  I pretend to not understand because I can't be bothered trying to understand their chinese accent.  Confession Bear

When we visited my uncle, my mother paid him some money to help cover the costs of our visit. He gave the money back to me secretly. I didn't know what to do with it, so when we got home, I put it in my mom's secret money stash.

When we visited my uncle, my mother paid him some money to help cover the costs of our visit.  He gave the money back to me secretly. I didn't know what to do with it, so when we got home, I put it  in my mom's secret money stash.   Confession Bear

When someone misuses the word seen, such as "I seen that happen" I automatically assume they're ignorant white trash and discount what they have to say.

When someone misuses the word seen, such as

I asked a guy out, he said yes now I want him to dump me

I asked a guy out, he said yes now I want him to dump me  Confession Bear
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