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I got sick and was given the opportunity to graduate high school early, but I didn't get to go to the Prom I've wanted since I learned what Prom was, and am sitting here wallowing in my own sadness, looking at everyone's happy Prom pictures.

I got sick and was given the opportunity to graduate high school early, but I didn't get to go to the Prom I've wanted since I learned what Prom was, and am sitting here wallowing in my own sadness, looking at everyone's happy Prom pictures. Confession Bear
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I pirate like a motherfucker But I never seed

I pirate like a motherfucker But I never seed Confession Bear
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I read all the advice mallards about not forgetting Mother's Day I still forgot about Mother's Day

I read all the advice mallards about not forgetting Mother's Day I still forgot about Mother's Day Confession Bear
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I met a waitress at Chiles and after her shift she went back to my place. And before things went any further she told me that she was born a man. And I still let her give me a blow job

I met a waitress at Chiles and after her shift she went back to my place. And before things went any further she told me that she was born a man. And I still let her give me a blow job Confession Bear
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I am more disgusting than my boyfriend I am a woman

I am more disgusting than my boyfriend I am a woman Confession Bear
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I knew those were the droids I was looking for but that old guy has a fucking Light Saber!

I knew those were the droids I was looking for but that old guy has a fucking Light Saber! Confession Bear
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Once an old lady was honking at me to make a left turn at a red light So I yelled "Your grandchildren don't visit you because you're a bitch" and she started crying

Once an old lady was honking at me to make a left turn at a red light So I yelled
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I USE HOMEWORK AS AN EXCUSE TO NOT VISIT MY GRANDMA BECAUSE SHE TRIES TO CONVERT ME TO CHRISTIANITY EVERY TIME I SEE HER

I USE HOMEWORK AS AN EXCUSE TO NOT VISIT MY GRANDMA BECAUSE SHE TRIES TO CONVERT ME TO CHRISTIANITY EVERY TIME I SEE HER Confession Bear
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I delete my browsing history so that I can re browse the front page and trick myself into thinking that I haven't seen it all before

I delete my browsing history so that I can re browse the front page and trick myself into thinking that I haven't seen it all before Confession Bear
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I get super creeped out when I hear stories about women orgasming during child birth or breastfeeding

I get super creeped out when I hear stories about women orgasming during child birth or breastfeeding Confession Bear
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