Confession Bear

I've only seen the big lebowski once And i really don't remember that much of it

I've only seen the big lebowski once And i really don't remember that much of it  Confession Bear

Sometimes I walk all the way across campus to use a particularly awesome bathroom and then I don't use it if someone is in there.

Sometimes I walk all the way across campus to use a particularly awesome bathroom and then I don't use it if someone is in there.  Confession Bear

It really is too bad Suspect #2 is attractive

It really is too bad Suspect #2 is attractive  Confession Bear

We think you are fucking childlish idiots.

 We think you are fucking childlish idiots.  Confession Bear

My housemate constantly woke me with excessive gargling of mouthwash I peed in his mouthwash

My housemate constantly woke me with excessive gargling of mouthwash I peed in his mouthwash  Confession Bear

I fake orgasms Because sex is really painful for me and I want it to be over ASAP

I fake orgasms Because sex is really painful for me and I want it to be over ASAP  Confession Bear

On days I see female co-workers bring their purse with them into the restroom I know what's going on, and tend to avoid them for the rest of the day.

On days I see female co-workers bring their purse with them into the restroom I know what's going on, and tend to avoid them for the rest of the day.   Confession Bear

My parents always think I'm tired from school I'm just high

My parents always think I'm tired from school I'm just high  Confession Bear

I don't care what her reason is I'm just happy I'm getting another blowjob

I don't care what her reason is I'm just happy I'm getting another blowjob  Confession Bear

EVEN THOUGH WE SLAG OFF CRICKET I'D LIKE TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY

EVEN THOUGH WE SLAG OFF CRICKET I'D LIKE TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY  Confession Bear
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