Confession Bear

I am genuinely entertained and enjoy reading people's terrible confessions

I am genuinely entertained and enjoy reading  people's terrible confessions  Confession Bear

I want to pretend to be an alcoholic Just so that I can collect the recovery coins from AA

I want to pretend to be an alcoholic Just so that I can collect the recovery coins from AA  Confession Bear

I always ask for a receipt even though I'll just throw it away Because I don't trust cashiers enough to not steal from me

I always ask for a receipt even though I'll just throw it away Because I don't trust cashiers enough to not steal from me  Confession Bear

I get black out drunk every night to pass out instead of relive the nightmares of being molested and seeing my molester on fire

I get black out drunk every night to pass out instead of relive the nightmares of being molested and seeing my molester on fire  Confession Bear

I farted in the Sistene Chapel and made my wife gag I blamed it on a group of Japanese tourists

I farted in the Sistene Chapel and made my wife gag I blamed it on a group of Japanese tourists  Confession Bear

When I tell a girl I'm not looking for a relationship It really means I just don't want one with her

When I tell a girl I'm not looking for a relationship It really means I just don't want one with her  Confession Bear

I am happily married to my husband but I am more attracted to women and wish I could explore lesbianism without cheating on him.

I am happily married to my husband but I am more attracted to women and wish I could explore lesbianism without cheating on him.  Confession Bear

Guy who sits next to me in class stole my calculator on the first day and won't admit it So I fucked up all it's calculation settings and now he's about to fail

Guy who sits next to me in class stole my calculator on the first day and won't admit it So I fucked up all it's calculation settings and now he's about to fail  Confession Bear

I always cook for my wife's family when they come over Because I cannot stand her entire family and would rather be in the kitchen

I always cook for my wife's family when they come over Because I cannot stand her entire family and would rather be in the kitchen  Confession Bear

When my friends tell me their boyfriends are pissing them off I kinda hope they break up so I'm no longer the only single one

When my friends tell me their boyfriends are pissing them off I kinda hope they break up so I'm no longer the only single one  Confession Bear
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