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I act like I care about your problems But I really don't give a shit

I act like I care about your problems But I really don't give a shit Confession Bear
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I stole this He is actually in love with me and I pretend to not know because I don't love him.

I stole this He is actually in love with me and I pretend to not know because I don't love him. Confession Bear
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If you chew with your mouth open I consider you a lesser human being

If you chew with your mouth open I consider you a lesser human being Confession Bear
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If a girl starts a sentence with "My friend" not followed by a name I assume it's a dude whose dick has been in or around her mouth.

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I had a mental fight with myself About whether to buy a homeless kid a bag of snacks for $2.50

I had a mental fight with myself About whether to buy a homeless kid a bag of snacks for $2.50 Confession Bear
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if you have more than 2 bumper stickers i immediately assume you're a jackass

if you have more than 2 bumper stickers i immediately assume you're a jackass Confession Bear
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When I was younger I would pour different shower gels in the tub So that I could slide around on them

When I was younger I would pour different shower gels in the tub So that I could slide around on them Confession Bear
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I am so lonely and desperate for face to face interaction I answer the door and talk to the Jehovah's witness folks once a week

I am so lonely and desperate for face to face interaction I answer the door and talk to the Jehovah's witness folks once a week Confession Bear
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I sneezed on a girl's head once And while she thought I was caressing her hair, I was rubbing in a huge ball of snot

I sneezed on a girl's head once And while she thought I was caressing her hair, I was rubbing in a huge ball of snot Confession Bear
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Anytime someone says something i don't like on my post I get all my friends to downvote his comment and most of his posts

Anytime someone says something i don't like on my post I get all my friends to downvote his comment and most of his posts Confession Bear
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