Confession Bear

I act like I care about your problems But I really don't give a shit

I act like I care about your problems But I really don't give a shit  Confession Bear

I stole this He is actually in love with me and I pretend to not know because I don't love him.

I stole this He is actually in love with me and I pretend to not know because I don't love him.  Confession Bear

If you chew with your mouth open I consider you a lesser human being

If you chew with your mouth open I consider you a lesser human being  Confession Bear

If a girl starts a sentence with "My friend" not followed by a name I assume it's a dude whose dick has been in or around her mouth.

If a girl starts a sentence with

I had a mental fight with myself About whether to buy a homeless kid a bag of snacks for $2.50

I had a mental fight with myself About whether to buy a homeless kid a bag of snacks for $2.50  Confession Bear

if you have more than 2 bumper stickers i immediately assume you're a jackass

if you have more than 2 bumper stickers i immediately assume you're a jackass  Confession Bear

When I was younger I would pour different shower gels in the tub So that I could slide around on them

When I was younger I would pour different shower gels in the tub So that I could slide around on them  Confession Bear

I am so lonely and desperate for face to face interaction I answer the door and talk to the Jehovah's witness folks once a week

I am so lonely and desperate for face to face interaction I answer the door and talk to the Jehovah's witness folks once a week  Confession Bear

I sneezed on a girl's head once And while she thought I was caressing her hair, I was rubbing in a huge ball of snot

I sneezed on a girl's head once And while she thought I was caressing her hair, I was rubbing in a huge ball of snot  Confession Bear

Anytime someone says something i don't like on my post I get all my friends to downvote his comment and most of his posts

Anytime someone says something i don't like on my post I get all my friends to downvote his comment and most of his posts  Confession Bear
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