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I actually consider mayonnaise to be an instrument

I actually consider mayonnaise to be an instrument Confession Bear
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I wear my glasses when I start a new job so that everyone thinks that I'm smarter than I am

I wear my glasses when I start a new job so that everyone thinks that I'm smarter than I am Confession Bear
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When I get asked how long I studied before a hard test I lie and say just a little

When I get asked how long I studied before a hard test I lie and say just a little Confession Bear
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I have cheated on my girlfriend 3 times and I don't feel particularly guilty about it

I have cheated on my girlfriend 3 times and I don't feel particularly guilty about it Confession Bear
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I realized the person I was on a date with was OCD So I nonchalantly tore up the paper napkin ring into little pieces on the table until my date freaked out

I realized the person I was on a date with was OCD So I nonchalantly tore up the paper napkin ring into little pieces on the table until my date freaked out Confession Bear
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I purposely torment my bf because it turns me on when he gets mad and threatens to kill me

I purposely torment my bf because it turns me on when he gets mad and threatens to kill me Confession Bear
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When i opened a box of lucky charms, i hid it from my kids. Because Lucky Charms are magically delicious

When i opened a box of lucky charms, i hid it from my kids. Because Lucky Charms are magically delicious Confession Bear
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I use ellipses as spacers... please don't hate me grammar enthusiasts.

I use ellipses as spacers... please don't hate me grammar enthusiasts. Confession Bear
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If i see anyone act even slightly homophobic, I'll down-vote everything they've ever done It usually makes their karma go down by about five points

If i see anyone act even slightly homophobic, I'll down-vote everything they've ever done It usually makes their karma go down by about five points Confession Bear
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If I believed in an afterlife, I would have ended mine years ago. The belief that there is none makes me realize, this is it, I have no more chances. Be happy now or never.

If I believed in an afterlife, I would have ended mine years ago. The belief that there is none makes me realize, this is it, I have no more chances. Be happy now or never. Confession Bear
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