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Sometimes when there's poop on the toilet bowl I make a game of blasting it all off with my pee stream

Sometimes when there's poop on the toilet bowl I make a game of blasting it all off with my pee stream Confession Bear
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My children are 1/4 black I call them niglets behind their back

My children are 1/4 black I call them niglets behind their back Confession Bear
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When I see a 38C bra in the fitting room I'm sad I didn't get to see the woman who tried it on.

When I see a 38C bra in the fitting room I'm sad I didn't get to see the woman who tried it on. Confession Bear
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I SCRATCHED MY BOYFRIENDS PENIS WITH MY BRACES ON PURPOSE SO THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM HEAD ANYMORE BECAUSE HIS CUM TASTES WEIRD

I SCRATCHED MY BOYFRIENDS PENIS WITH MY BRACES ON PURPOSE SO THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM HEAD ANYMORE BECAUSE HIS CUM TASTES WEIRD Confession Bear
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Government getting in the way of NSF Stopped caring when it said "social science"

Government getting in the way of NSF Stopped caring when it said
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I thought it would be funny to make the elevator stop on every floor I actually felt bad for inconveniencing someone

I thought it would be funny to make the elevator stop on every floor I actually felt bad for inconveniencing someone Confession Bear
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I dropped my roommate's toothbrush in the toilet before I flushed and I put it back

I dropped my roommate's toothbrush in the toilet before I flushed and I put it back Confession Bear
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I used a quarter that was dropped on the ground next to a Mercedes to scratch the shit out of the owner's car who took up two spaces

I used a quarter that was dropped on the ground next to a Mercedes to scratch the shit out of the owner's car who took up two spaces Confession Bear
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All my life, all I've really ever wanted to be is a guy with a girlfriend.

All my life, all I've really ever wanted to be is a guy with a girlfriend. Confession Bear
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My 10-year old son can't wait to go to Computer Camp next month He's actually going to Fat Camp

My 10-year old son can't wait to go to Computer Camp next month He's actually going to Fat Camp Confession Bear
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