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Confession Bear

I'm suspicious of our foreign cleaning lady of 10+ years. I'm still afraid she's gonna steal our stuff.

I'm suspicious of our foreign cleaning lady of 10+ years. I'm still afraid she's gonna steal our stuff. Confession Bear
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I like to read my friend's statuses about her shitty life To feel as though mine isn't that bad

I like to read my friend's statuses about her shitty life To feel as though mine isn't that bad Confession Bear
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I cook for hundreds of people every day I never check food for proper temperature

I cook for hundreds of people every day I never check food for proper temperature Confession Bear
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I live near an urban center Most of my meals are garbage

I live near an urban center Most of my meals are garbage Confession Bear
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I don't always crap in the woods.

I don't always crap in the woods. Confession Bear
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I do most of my homework During first period

I do most of my homework During first period Confession Bear
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A girl got drunk at a party So I pretended to be wasted and had sex with her

A girl got drunk at a party So I pretended to be wasted and had sex with her Confession Bear
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Sometimes I make noises that I know will set my landlord's dog off to start barking To give them a taste of what I have to put up with when they're not home.

Sometimes I make noises that I know will set my landlord's dog off to start barking To give them a taste of what I have to put up with when they're not home. Confession Bear
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I have a fuel efficient car so my friends always want rides I tell them that I don't trust my car because I am stingy with my money

I have a fuel efficient car so my friends always want rides I tell them that I don't trust my car because I am stingy with my money Confession Bear
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I hope that we invade North Korea So that I get a chance to fight

I hope that we invade North Korea So that I get a chance to fight Confession Bear
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