Confession Bear

If you call The Beatles a glorified boy band I automatically assume you're an idiot with bad taste in music

If you call The Beatles a glorified boy band I automatically assume you're an idiot with bad taste in music  Confession Bear

I just downloaded WRECK-IT RALPH So I can fap like a fiend to Vanellope von Schweetz

I just downloaded 
WRECK-IT RALPH So I can fap like a fiend to  Vanellope von Schweetz  Confession Bear

I'm so impatient Sometimes I flush before I even finish pissing to save a few seconds.

I'm so impatient Sometimes I flush before I even finish pissing to save a few seconds.  Confession Bear

If you like dubstep and/or say "swag" I instantly assume you're a douchebag

If you like dubstep and/or say

Sometimes my friends tell me I'm too skinny and that I should eat more. I always want to say, "You're too fat. You should stop."

Sometimes my friends tell me I'm too skinny and that I should eat more. 
I always want to say,

I love my girlfriend but it still feels like I'm just killing time until I can get back with my ex

I love my girlfriend but it still feels like I'm just killing time until I can get back with my ex  Confession Bear

Was on r/nsfw, found picture of friend's girlfriend, who I hate. Fapped.

Was on r/nsfw, found picture of friend's girlfriend, who I hate. Fapped.  Confession Bear

MOM WAS A CODEPENDENT DRUG-ADDICT WHEN SHE OD'D WHILE I WAS A TEEN I WAS RELIEVED THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HER AS AN ADULT

MOM WAS A CODEPENDENT DRUG-ADDICT WHEN SHE OD'D WHILE I WAS A TEEN I WAS RELIEVED THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HER AS AN ADULT  Confession Bear

I blame women's rights for the decrease in chivalry

I blame women's rights for the decrease in chivalry  Confession Bear

I MISS MY EX GIRLFRIENDS DOG MORE THAN I MISS MY EX GIRLFRIEND

I MISS MY EX GIRLFRIENDS DOG MORE THAN I MISS MY EX GIRLFRIEND  Confession Bear
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