Confession Bear

I Help my bestfriend Steal unsuspecting peoples picnic baskets

I Help my bestfriend Steal  unsuspecting peoples picnic baskets  Confession Bear

I receive some of my ex's bills since she moved out I never tell her I have them and I've seen 3 go into collections

I receive some of my ex's bills since she moved out I never tell her I have them and I've seen 3 go into collections   Confession Bear

I wish I was a witness at a terrible event such as the Boston marathon bombing

I wish I was a witness at a terrible event such as the Boston marathon bombing  Confession Bear

Whent to a kink website asking questions about autoerotic asphyxiation So I can find out how to do it wrong w/out raising suspicions

Whent to a kink website asking questions about autoerotic asphyxiation So I can find out how to do it wrong w/out raising suspicions   Confession Bear

I make a manly throwaway account whenever I want to verbally assault someone Cause I was taught that good girls don't speak bad words.

I make a manly throwaway account whenever I want to verbally assault someone Cause I was taught that good girls don't speak bad words.  Confession Bear

i deleted my Reddit account within an hour of my girlfriend figuring out my username

i deleted my Reddit account within an hour of my girlfriend figuring out my username  Confession Bear

I refuse to subscribe to arbitrary standards of what is "attractive" and as such I do not berate myself if I eat a pizza or cheeseburger But secretly, I miss being able to see my dick

I refuse to subscribe to arbitrary standards of what is

Sometimes I sneak into the ladies' washroom In order to avoid crowds in the men's washroom

Sometimes I sneak into the ladies' washroom In order to avoid crowds in the men's washroom  Confession Bear

I blamed a fart on my handicapped friend Because I knew it would take him too long to speak a response

I blamed a fart on my handicapped friend Because I knew it would take him too long to speak a response  Confession Bear

When I had to make a poem in high school English class I just used 2 random verses from obscure songs that fit together

When I had to make a poem in high school English class I just used 2 random verses from obscure songs that fit together  Confession Bear
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