Confession Bear

I take off all of my clothes before I poop

I take off all of my clothes before I poop  Confession Bear

A nice girl from Jehovah's witnesses has been coming to my door for more than 3 months. I feel too bad to turn her down because she's so kind, so I just pretend I'm slowly converting.

A nice girl from Jehovah's witnesses has been coming to my door for more than 3 months.  I feel too bad to turn her down because she's so kind, so I just pretend I'm slowly converting.   Confession Bear

If you have an I phone 5 and you look young I automatically assume you're a spoiled brat.

If you have an I phone 5 and you look young I automatically assume you're a spoiled brat.  Confession Bear

I tried quitting smoking by switching to electronic cigarettes Now I smoke real cigarettes and electronic cigarettes

I tried quitting smoking by switching to electronic cigarettes Now I smoke real cigarettes and electronic cigarettes  Confession Bear

Sometimes i fake being sick So my mom lets me stay home from school

Sometimes i fake being sick So my mom lets me stay home from school  Confession Bear

I created a meme about the NCAA Championship outcome and downvoted all those who did the same

I created a meme about the NCAA Championship outcome and downvoted all those who did the same  Confession Bear

Sometimes during sex I moan really loud To mask the sound of my fart

Sometimes during sex I moan really loud To mask the sound of my fart  Confession Bear

I want (badly) to fix your poor grammar on facebook But I'm afraid of being seen as a bigoted arrogant intellectual.

I want (badly) to fix your poor grammar on facebook
 But I'm afraid of being seen as a bigoted arrogant intellectual.  Confession Bear

I tell my girlfriend that I trust her But she's slept with over a dozen guys- and I don't. Not one bit.

I tell my girlfriend that I trust her But she's slept with over a dozen guys- and I don't. Not one bit.  Confession Bear

I FUCKING HATE THE CONFESSION BEAR

I FUCKING
HATE THE CONFESSION
BEAR  Confession Bear
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