Confession Bear

I took an upper decker in my friend's toilet when he was super hammered then convinced him that he did it

I took an upper decker in my friend's toilet when he was super hammered then convinced him that he did it  Confession Bear

If i hear someone unabashedly say "expecially" I immediately assume they're an idiot

If i hear someone unabashedly say

If you mention having a wife on reddit I assume you're both at least over 40

If you mention having a wife on reddit I assume you're both at least over 40  Confession Bear

I masturbated during the exam once because the boner was hampering my productivity

I masturbated during the  exam once because the boner was hampering my productivity  Confession Bear

I move the products from the front of the shelf to the back so you always choose the older of the products

I move the products from the front of the shelf to the back so you always choose the older of the products  Confession Bear

I have apsolutely zero desire For a Girlfriend

I have apsolutely zero desire For a Girlfriend  Confession Bear

I never stopped loving "Your mother" Jokes

 I never stopped loving

when i see an idea on the frontpage that i've already thought of i downvote out of malice

when i see an idea on the frontpage that i've already thought of i downvote out of malice  Confession Bear

I KEEP A BIRD FEEDER IN MY YARD SO MY DOGS CAN EAT THOSE BIRDS

I KEEP A BIRD FEEDER IN MY YARD SO MY DOGS CAN EAT THOSE BIRDS  Confession Bear

I WISH I HAD NO FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO I COULD KILL MYSELF WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY

I WISH I HAD NO FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO I COULD KILL MYSELF WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY  Confession Bear
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