Confession Bear

AN OBNOXIOUS MENTALLY CHALLENGED KID SLAPPED ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD BECAUSE I TOLD HIM TO STOP HARASSING A GIRL SO I SQUIRTED AN ENTIRE CONTAINER OF VISINE IN HIS SODA CAUSING HIM TO GO M.I.A FOR AT LEAST 4-5 DAYS OF SCHOOL

AN OBNOXIOUS MENTALLY CHALLENGED KID SLAPPED ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD BECAUSE I TOLD HIM TO STOP HARASSING A GIRL SO I SQUIRTED AN ENTIRE CONTAINER OF VISINE IN HIS SODA CAUSING HIM TO GO M.I.A FOR AT LEAST 4-5 DAYS OF SCHOOL  Confession Bear

I like the music on the depression commercial

I like the music on the depression commercial  Confession Bear

IF you think i'm a douchebag for whatever reason i really dont care

IF you think i'm a douchebag for whatever reason i really dont care  Confession Bear

Have boner while taking a shit don't know where to put it

Have boner while taking a shit don't know where to put it  Confession Bear

I put my hands in my pockets So that i can itch my nuts without people noticing

I put my hands in my pockets So that i can itch my nuts without people noticing  Confession Bear

Your forever alone posts depress the shit out of me

Your forever alone posts depress the shit out of me  Confession Bear

If you drive any American car besides a Ford I automatically think you are an idiot

If you drive any American car besides a Ford I automatically think you are an idiot  Confession Bear

I would be sadder about the death of my dog more than the death of my grandmother

I would be sadder about the death of my dog more than the death of my grandmother  Confession Bear

Every time I see a message notification I assume someone is going to tell me what an idiot I am

Every time I see a message notification I assume someone is going to tell me what an idiot I am  Confession Bear

I'm an alpha male but I love being the little spoon

I'm an alpha male but I love being the little spoon  Confession Bear
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