Confession Bear

i'm slowly killing my girlfriend's shitty old cat by starvation and dehydration

i'm slowly killing my girlfriend's shitty old cat by starvation and dehydration  Confession Bear

the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because I don't want to hurt my family

the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because I don't want to hurt my family  Confession Bear

When people talk about weird tv shows that I secretly watch I pretend that I don't know what they are talking about

When people talk about weird tv shows that I secretly watch I pretend that I don't know what they are talking about  Confession Bear

My housemate always leaves toothpaste all over the sink so i clean the toilet with his toothbrush

My housemate always leaves toothpaste all over the sink so i clean the toilet with his toothbrush  Confession Bear

I think that the military could steamroll through NK like we did in the 50s and like we did to Iraq in the 90s But I'd prefer a drone putting a missile through Kim Jong Un and his top leaders' windows.

I think that the military could steamroll through NK like we did in the 50s and like we did to Iraq in the 90s But I'd prefer a drone putting a missile through Kim Jong Un and his top leaders' windows.   Confession Bear

Im too lazy to do laundry So I have been stealing other peoples socks from the laundry room for weeks

Im too lazy to do laundry So I have been stealing other peoples socks from the laundry room for weeks  Confession Bear

Even though Nicki Minaj apparently looks like He-man and Pokemon I'd still hit it

Even though Nicki Minaj apparently looks like He-man and Pokemon I'd still hit it  Confession Bear

I just say happy birthday to people on Facebook So that they'll write back when the time comes

I just say happy birthday to people on Facebook So that they'll write back when the time comes  Confession Bear

My roommate gets back late and forgets his keys I don't like him so I lock the door and pretend I'm asleep

My roommate gets back late and forgets his keys I don't like him so I lock the door and pretend I'm asleep  Confession Bear

I PICK MY NOSE AND EAT IT

I PICK MY NOSE AND EAT IT  Confession Bear
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