Confession Bear

When my wife and I walk side by side and then it gets so crowded we have to switch to single file If I let her go in front its just cause I want to check out a hot girl without her seeing.

When my wife and I walk side by side and then it gets so crowded we have to switch to single file If I let her go in front its just cause I want to check out a hot girl without her seeing.  Confession Bear

I always sit next to a black person on the train because I don't want them to think that I'm racist.

I always sit next to a black person on the train because I don't want them to think that I'm racist.  Confession Bear

I don't know what people are saying most of the time So I just laugh at the end of whatever they say

I don't know what people are saying most of the time So I just laugh at the end of whatever they say  Confession Bear

I developed an eating disorder because i was afraid of becoming obese like the rest of my family

I developed an eating disorder because i was afraid of becoming obese like the rest of my family  Confession Bear

I tell my only friend 800 miles away that I am having a good time in college (partying, making friends, getting good grades, talking to this one hot rich girl) In reality, i haven't made a single friend, I've been depressed the whole time, my anxiety and

I tell my only friend 800 miles away that I am having a good time in college (partying, making friends, getting good grades, talking to this one hot rich girl) In reality, i haven't made a single friend, I've been depressed the whole time, my anxiety and   Confession Bear

My girlfriend cheated on me I still watch my laptop screen for hours on end waiting for her to reply on facebook

My girlfriend cheated on me I still watch my laptop screen for hours on end waiting for her to reply on facebook  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish a giant Godzilla monster would attack my city So I could take a day off work without using up any of my sick pay hours

Sometimes I wish a giant Godzilla monster would attack my city So I could take a day off work without using up any of my sick pay hours  Confession Bear

The main reason I think terrorists are stupid Is that I feel that if I wanted to do it, I could get away with it

The main reason I think terrorists are stupid Is that I feel that if I wanted to do it, I could get away with it  Confession Bear

My mom is going to rehab for five days in order to keep her job I'm happy about it because I don't have to worry about talking to her for five days.

My mom is going to rehab for five days in order to keep her job I'm happy about it because I don't have to worry about talking to her for five days.  Confession Bear

I don't find Jennifer Lawrence or Kaley Cuoco NEARLY ATTRACTIVE AT ALL

I don't find Jennifer Lawrence or Kaley Cuoco NEARLY ATTRACTIVE AT ALL   Confession Bear
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