Confession Bear

All I really want is a girlfriend Who love weed, sex and video games

All I really want is a girlfriend  Who love weed, sex and video games  Confession Bear

My girlfriend thinks I'm being polite when I open the door for her I actually just have to fart real bad.

My girlfriend thinks I'm being polite when I open the door for her I actually just have to fart real bad.   Confession Bear

Whenever my roomate is sleeping on the couch and I want to play video games I call his phone from a skype account to wake him up so he leaves

Whenever my roomate is sleeping on the couch and I want to play video games I call his phone from a skype account to wake him up  so he leaves  Confession Bear

I hold my farts in all day just in case I walk by a group of people smoking

I hold my farts in all day just in case I walk by a group of people smoking  Confession Bear

My girlfriend made me lunch for work I ate it on the way

My girlfriend made me lunch for work I ate it on the way  Confession Bear

The only reason I am friends with anyone from my school on facebook is because I hope to use their stupidity for r/facepalm

The only reason I am friends with anyone from my school on facebook is because I hope to use their stupidity for r/facepalm  Confession Bear

I look down on people who drink Bud Light

I look down on people who drink Bud Light  Confession Bear

I spend so much time on Reddit That when I get on Facebook I realize that none of my friends are funny, and I prefer the posts from strangers

I spend so much time on Reddit That when I get on Facebook I realize that none of my friends are funny, and I prefer the posts from strangers  Confession Bear

In grad school, I was complimented on my ability to comprehend the readings I never read a fucking thing

In grad school, I was complimented on my ability to comprehend the readings I never read a fucking thing  Confession Bear

When I was 8 I fed my Memaw's new baby goat Lilacs It died

When I was 8 I fed my Memaw's new baby goat Lilacs It died  Confession Bear
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