Confession Bear

I'm really just Scumbag Steve Told in first person

I'm really just Scumbag Steve Told in first person  Confession Bear

WHEN SOMEONE IS RUDE TO ME I SAY "OH, YOUR NEIGHBOURS WERE RIGHT ABOUT YOU" AND WALK OFF

WHEN SOMEONE IS RUDE TO ME I SAY

My family and i murdered a girl who broke into our house, ate our porridge, broke our chairs, and slept in our beds

My family and i murdered a girl who broke into our house, ate our porridge, broke our chairs, and slept in our beds  Confession Bear

I dont care about your struggling art career

I dont care about your struggling art career  Confession Bear

I hope that the Boston bombings were domestic So that we don't have an excuse for war

I hope that the Boston bombings were domestic So that we don't have an excuse for war  Confession Bear

I believe ADHD is often used As an excuse for bad parenting

I believe ADHD is often used As an excuse for bad parenting  Confession Bear

All of my imaginary friends were black because I thought black people weren't real.

All of my imaginary friends were black because I thought black people weren't real.  Confession Bear

I understood Inception The first time I saw it

I understood Inception The first time I saw it  Confession Bear

I like it when the fat lady at Subway makes my sandwich because she piles food on it like she would her own

I like it when the fat lady at Subway makes my sandwich  because she piles food on it like she would her own  Confession Bear

My sex buddy gets off to the attention she gets when I propose to her in public I'm actually in love with her and pretend she's really saying yes.

My sex buddy gets off to the attention she gets when I propose to her in public I'm actually in love with her and pretend she's really saying yes.  Confession Bear
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