Confession Bear

I originally wanted to join the Army to get killed because I was to afraid to do it myself.

I originally wanted to join the Army to get killed because I was to afraid to do it myself.   Confession Bear

I'm sleeping with a woman ten years my senior and I'm pretty sure she's trying to get pregnant by me i havent done anything to stop the situation because a part of me just wants to see if i can do it

I'm sleeping with a woman ten years my senior and I'm pretty sure she's trying to get pregnant by me i havent done anything to stop the situation because a part of me just wants to see if i can do it  Confession Bear

Instead of buying new hand-soap for my aprtment I just keep refilling it with water

Instead of buying new hand-soap for my aprtment I just keep refilling it with water  Confession Bear

When I was younger I had girls come over to jump on my trampoline Only so i could see there tits bounce

When I was younger I had girls come over to jump on my trampoline Only so i could see there tits bounce   Confession Bear

There was a Matthew Chan at my primary school I constantly kissed his ass because I thought he was Jackie Chan's son

There was a Matthew Chan at my primary school I constantly kissed his ass because I thought he was Jackie Chan's son  Confession Bear

My friends think im a straight edge kid trying to save my money but I am actually broke because I spend it all on drugs

My friends think im a straight edge kid trying to save my money  but I am actually broke because I spend it all on drugs   Confession Bear

every time i see a 26.2 sticker on someone's car, I pretend it's the number of dicks they've sucked in a row

every time i see a 26.2 sticker on someone's car, I pretend it's the number of dicks they've sucked in a row  Confession Bear

I sometimes pick chick flicks to watch So I dont have to explain the plot line every 10 minutes

I sometimes pick chick flicks to watch So I dont have to explain the plot line every 10 minutes   Confession Bear

I actually don't think I'd go that far For a Klondike

I actually don't think I'd go that far For a Klondike   Confession Bear

I think pictures of people with pets they had to put down Shouldn't make the front page

I think pictures of people with pets they had to put down Shouldn't make the front page  Confession Bear
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