Confession Bear

I never Wash behind my ears

I never Wash behind my ears  Confession Bear

I want to kill myself when my gf leaves for grad school to make her feel bad for abandoning me.

I want to kill myself when my gf leaves for grad school to make her feel bad for abandoning me.  Confession Bear

I purposely keep my toilet seat as nasty looking as possible so guests don't poop in my bathroom

I purposely keep my toilet seat as nasty looking as possible so guests don't poop in my bathroom  Confession Bear

I downvote all confession bear memes Because they all suck, none are real confessions, and I'm going to downvote this one as soon as I post it.

I downvote all confession bear memes Because they all suck, none are real confessions, and I'm going to downvote this one as soon as I post it.   Confession Bear

I was pooping in the handicapped stall and a handicapped person came in So I faked a limp out of the stall

I was pooping in the handicapped stall and a handicapped person came in So I faked a limp out of the stall  Confession Bear

I fake laugh when my roommate shows me a meme from The Chive Even though I've seen it on Reddit 2 days before

I fake laugh when my roommate shows me a meme from The Chive Even though I've seen it on Reddit 2 days before  Confession Bear

I get dressed in the morning and evening Because I don't want my family to know I've been fired

I get dressed in the morning and evening Because I don't want my family to know I've been fired  Confession Bear

I'm a straight guy And I like when ryan gosling wishes me luck on finals too

I'm a straight guy And I like when ryan gosling wishes me luck on finals too  Confession Bear

My girlfriend bought me a Nook for my birthday, But I sold it and used the money to get a Kindle because it's way fucking better

My girlfriend bought me a Nook for my birthday, But I sold it and used the money to get a Kindle because it's way fucking better  Confession Bear

I sometimes get a boner when I'm cuddling with my cat

I sometimes get a boner when I'm cuddling with my cat  Confession Bear
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