Confession Bear

I drink So that I like people better

I drink So that I like people better  Confession Bear

I know everybody loves Zooey But I like Emily more

I know everybody loves Zooey But I like Emily more  Confession Bear

I saw Bam Margera do it So I peed in my mouth in the shower

I saw Bam Margera do it So I peed in my mouth in the shower  Confession Bear

I was humiliated while giving a j walking ticket so i cavity searched the next car going by

I was humiliated while giving a j walking ticket so i cavity searched the next car going by  Confession Bear

The only time my step-daughter calls me 'Dad'. Is when she wants something.

The only time my step-daughter calls me 'Dad'.  Is when she wants something.   Confession Bear

Whenever I have to spell "choose" I need to think of Ralph Wiggum's valentine so I don't spell it "chose"

Whenever I have to spell

A friend of mine had a miscarriage. I'm just glad I don't have to see baby pictures on facebook

A friend of mine had a miscarriage. I'm just glad I don't have to see baby pictures on facebook  Confession Bear

When someone asks to use my truck I run every errand I can think of to get it as close to E as possible beforehand

When someone asks to use my truck I run every errand I can think of to get it as close to E as possible beforehand  Confession Bear

I have a big zit on my butt and I hope it gets bigger

I have a big zit on my butt and I hope it gets bigger  Confession Bear

I think people with depression are just whiney bitches

I think people with depression are just whiney bitches  Confession Bear
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