Confession Bear

Sometimes I wait until last minute to poop So that it feels better

Sometimes I wait until last minute to poop So that it feels better  Confession Bear

I've been sleeping with my friends gf for the last year And I don't even feel bad

I've been sleeping with my friends gf for the last year And I don't even feel bad  Confession Bear

I cheated and gave my wife an STD. She's codependent and convinced herself it didn't happen. So I keep doing it.

I cheated and gave my wife an STD. She's codependent and convinced herself it didn't happen. So I keep doing it.  Confession Bear

The only reason that I divorced my husband Was to take half of his 500k bonus since I knew it was a one time thing

The only reason that I divorced my husband Was to take half of his 500k bonus since I knew it was a one time thing  Confession Bear

one time when i was sick I watched all of the seasons of keeping up with the kardashians

one time when i was sick  I watched all of the seasons of keeping up with the kardashians   Confession Bear

When I see someone with a hyphenated last name I automatically assume their mom is a huge bitch and their dad is a weak pushover

When I see someone with a hyphenated last name I automatically assume their mom is a huge bitch and their dad is a weak pushover  Confession Bear

before i found reddit i used ifunny everyday

before i found reddit i used ifunny everyday  Confession Bear

I go to R/atheism pretending to be an Atheist To get easy Karma

I go to R/atheism pretending to be an Atheist To get easy Karma  Confession Bear

I'm covering my boss's job because his wife has cancer I'm gonna make sure everyone sees how good i am at his job

I'm covering my boss's job because his wife has cancer I'm gonna make sure everyone sees how good i am at his job  Confession Bear

I tell my boyfriend it hurts to have sex so he won't think his penis is small.

I tell my boyfriend it hurts to have sex so he won't think his penis is small.  Confession Bear
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