Confession Bear

when the person driving in front of me throws a cigarette out the window I swerve around it to make sure my car doesn't blow up

when the person driving in front of me throws a cigarette out the window I swerve around it to make sure my car doesn't blow up  Confession Bear

I think overly attached girlfriend is kind of cute

I think overly attached girlfriend is kind of cute  Confession Bear

Sometimes when posting something on reddit I downvote myself so I don't get my hopes up

Sometimes when posting something on reddit I downvote myself so I don't get my hopes up  Confession Bear

i dont contemplate the meaning of life in the shower i just fall asleep in an uncomfortable position on the floor with the water still running

i dont contemplate the meaning of life in the shower i just fall asleep in an uncomfortable position on the floor with the water still running  Confession Bear

Sometimes I masturbate while I talk to hot girls on facebook

Sometimes I masturbate while I talk to hot girls on facebook  Confession Bear

I don't like Turkey

I don't like  Turkey  Confession Bear

Me and bad joke eel were gonna hang out. But he couldnt bear to see me so sad.

Me and bad joke eel were gonna hang out. But he couldnt bear to see me so sad.   Confession Bear

I really hate vegetarians that act like martyrs

I really hate vegetarians  that act like martyrs  Confession Bear

I FIND SPORTS BORING AS HELL

I FIND SPORTS BORING AS HELL  Confession Bear

Facebook tells me it's your birthday but i don't care enough to write on your wall

Facebook tells me it's your birthday but i don't care enough to write on your wall  Confession Bear
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