Confession Bear

I rid computers of spyware and viruses for a living. I have no idea what the programs I run are doing. Or how I fixed your computer.

I rid computers of spyware and viruses for a living. I have no idea what the programs I run are doing. Or how I fixed your computer.  Confession Bear

I posted $1 pizza signs all over town as a prank townsfolk started a riot because they thought it was true

I posted $1 pizza signs all over town as a prank  townsfolk started a riot because they thought it was true  Confession Bear

As an atheist with a serious pregnancy scare I pray to every god for negative tests. "Just in case"

As an atheist with a serious pregnancy scare I pray to every god for negative tests.

I don't want my girlfriend to move in with me because I despise every roommate I've lived with for more than a month

I don't want my girlfriend to move in with me because I despise every roommate I've lived with for more than a month  Confession Bear

I don't post overly attached girlfriend memes because I'm afraid of her seeing them

I don't post overly attached girlfriend memes because I'm afraid of her seeing them  Confession Bear

I pretend I browse new posts to be a good redditor In reality I just want to whore karma by getting the first comment on a post that makes the first page

I pretend I browse new posts to be a good redditor In reality I just want to whore karma by getting the first comment on a post that makes the first page  Confession Bear

I fell in love with the most amazing man I've ever met While in a relationship with someone else.

I fell in love with the most amazing man I've ever met While in a relationship with someone else.  Confession Bear

i tell guys i'm not like most girls but i am

i tell guys i'm not like most girls but i am   Confession Bear

I don't like Baja Blast

 I don't like Baja Blast  Confession Bear

I don't wash my hands after I pee Because I think my penis is cleaner than my hands

I don't wash my hands after I pee Because I think my penis is cleaner than my hands  Confession Bear
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