Confession Bear

When people tell me they think natalie portman is super super hot I assume they're kind of a pedo

When people tell me they think natalie portman is super super hot I assume they're kind of a pedo  Confession Bear

If you wear a Letterman jacket outside of school i automatically assume you are a douchbag

If you wear a Letterman jacket outside of school i automatically assume you are a douchbag  Confession Bear

Every time I go out I end up with a pocket full of lighters...

Every time I go out  I end up with a pocket full of lighters...  Confession Bear

The AVGN trailer sucks

The AVGN trailer  sucks  Confession Bear

I took a chance on a fart and shit my self a bit I now live in crippling fear of doing it again

I took a chance on a fart and shit my self a bit I now live in crippling fear of doing it again  Confession Bear

I gave up entirely on my classes this quarter But I still plan study days with my dad and pretend to study so I can visit and spend time with him

I gave up entirely on my classes this quarter But I still plan study days with my dad and pretend to study so I can visit and spend time with him  Confession Bear

Every-time I look after my Aunt, who has Down syndrome all I can think about, is the time and resources wasted caring for her.

Every-time I look after my Aunt, who has Down syndrome  all I can think about, is the time and resources wasted caring for her.  Confession Bear

I told my work I had a drinking problem so I wouldn't have to socialize with my coworkers at our company event.

I told my work I had a drinking problem so I wouldn't have to socialize with my coworkers at our company event.   Confession Bear

I don't care if you upvote, downvote or comment. Just please give me attention.

I don't care if you upvote, downvote or comment. Just please give me attention.  Confession Bear

When I don't have time to shower in the morning I sit next to someone foreign in class so that people assume it's them.

When I don't have time to shower in the morning I sit next to someone foreign in class so that people assume it's them.  Confession Bear
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