Confession Bear

My girlfriend doesn't like me packing lips So I take hour long showers to pack fatties

My girlfriend doesn't like me packing lips So I take hour long showers to pack fatties  Confession Bear

I THOUGHT TODAY'S GOOGLE DOODLE WAS A TRIBUTE TO DEXTER MORGAN

I THOUGHT TODAY'S GOOGLE DOODLE WAS A TRIBUTE TO DEXTER MORGAN  Confession Bear

Invented every answer of the exam Still got an A

Invented every answer of the exam Still got an A  Confession Bear

I made my girlfriend a reddit accout just so I can use it to upvote my posts.

I made my girlfriend a reddit accout just so I can use it to upvote my posts.  Confession Bear

I go to /r/ShitRedditSays because I usually find the comments they link to as offensive hilarious.

I go to /r/ShitRedditSays because I usually find the comments they link to as offensive hilarious.  Confession Bear

After working many years at a top corporation, I was laid off and now work at a warehouse shipping textbooks to college students for classes I am qualified to teach Sometimes, I slip notes inside the books to warn them of impending student loan debt sla

After working many years at a top corporation, I was laid off and now work at a warehouse shipping textbooks to college students for classes I am qualified to teach Sometimes,  I slip notes inside the books to warn them of impending  student loan debt sla  Confession Bear

When I see black people walking towards me and I need to cross the street I don't...so they won't think I'm racist

When I see black people walking towards me and I need to cross the street I don't...so they won't think I'm racist  Confession Bear

I was in my 30's before I realized John F. Kennedy and Jack Kennedy were the same person.

I was in my 30's before I realized  John F. Kennedy and Jack Kennedy were the same person.  Confession Bear

I don't wear underwear When I try on pants at the store

I don't wear underwear When I try on pants at the store  Confession Bear

I pick up a roll of deli-made sushi as soon as I enter the grocery store and eat it all as I shop

I pick up a roll of deli-made sushi as soon as I enter the grocery store and eat it all as I shop  Confession Bear
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