Confession Bear

I automatically hate everyone Who doesn't write and speak proper English

I automatically hate everyone Who doesn't write and speak proper English  Confession Bear

I enjoy having sex with my girlfriend when she's on her period Because afterwards it looks like I murdered someone with my dick.

I enjoy having sex with my girlfriend when she's on her period Because afterwards it looks like I murdered someone with my dick.  Confession Bear

I use more toilet paper for masturbation than for actually wiping my ass

I use more toilet paper for masturbation than for actually wiping my ass  Confession Bear

If you drive a dually truck and live in town, I automatically assume you are an idiot and there is nothing you can say to change my mind.

If you drive a dually truck and live in town, I automatically assume you are an idiot and there is nothing you can say to change my mind.  Confession Bear

When I browse /r/todayilearned I just read the post titles and not the articles

When I browse /r/todayilearned I just read the post titles and not the articles  Confession Bear

I stay connected to high school friends on facebook so I can see how much better my life is.

I stay connected to high school friends on facebook so I can see how much better my life is.  Confession Bear

I tripped a kid Because I wanted to be line leader

I tripped a kid Because I wanted to be line leader  Confession Bear

If I find out the cute girl I am interested in slept with a black guy I lose interest in her immediately

If I find out the cute girl I am interested in slept with a black guy I lose interest in her immediately  Confession Bear

One of my close friends moved over 2000 miles away last year I don't miss her at all, because she always got on my nerves

One of my close friends moved over 2000 miles away last year I don't miss her at all, because she always got on my nerves  Confession Bear

My friend believes whatever the internet tells him and has no ideas of his own. It wouldn't be a problem if he admitted it, and then complains about others who do the same. I resent him for it.

My friend believes whatever the internet tells him and has no ideas of his own. It wouldn't be a problem if he admitted it, and then complains about others who do the same. I resent him for it.  Confession Bear
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