Confession Bear

I hate it when people tag me in facebook photos that I'm not actually in

I hate it when people tag me in facebook photos that I'm not actually in  Confession Bear

I've never gone a full year without crapping my pants

I've never gone a full year without crapping my pants  Confession Bear

When my friend killed my gerbil I bought a new one and pretended that it had recovered.

When my friend killed my gerbil I bought a new one and pretended that it had recovered.  Confession Bear

I ran Over The Neighbor's Cat And Later Helped Them Put Up "Missing" Posters

I ran Over The Neighbor's Cat And Later Helped Them Put Up

Sometimes I browse /gonewild just hoping to find someone I know

Sometimes I browse /gonewild just hoping to find someone I know  Confession Bear

Everytime I am at a candy self-serve at a grocery store I fake inserting a quarter and take 3 free samples

Everytime I am at a candy self-serve at a grocery store I fake inserting a quarter and take 3 free samples  Confession Bear

I want my gf to fall asleep So I can leave without her knowing

I want my gf to fall asleep So I can leave without her knowing  Confession Bear

I like being surrounded by idiots Because it gives me a reason to feel superior.

I like being surrounded by idiots Because it gives me a reason to feel superior.  Confession Bear

I actually like the smell of my farts

I actually like the smell   of my farts  Confession Bear

I used to have 2 laptop chargers -- one for my desk, and one for my backpack. Now I have 2 laptop chargers -- one for my desk, and one for my bed.

I used to have 2 laptop chargers -- one for my desk, and one for my backpack. Now I have 2 laptop chargers -- one for my desk, and one for my bed.  Confession Bear
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