Confession Bear

my fuck-buddy refuses to consider the possibility of a relationship, despite the fact that we spend nearly every day together and act more like a couple than anyone we know when people ask how my girlfriend is, it fucking kills me

my fuck-buddy refuses to consider the possibility of a relationship, despite the fact that we spend nearly every day together and act more like a couple than anyone we know when people ask how my girlfriend is, it fucking kills me  Confession Bear

I can't stand my wife on her birthday She becomes the most demanding, over entitled person I've ever met

I can't stand my wife on her birthday She becomes the most demanding, over entitled person I've ever met  Confession Bear

I STILL GO TO MYSPACE TO VISIT MY FAVORITE BANDS

I STILL GO TO MYSPACE TO VISIT MY FAVORITE BANDS  Confession Bear

I text my girlfriend that I'm going to sleep When I'm actually trying to fap

I text my girlfriend that I'm going to sleep When I'm actually trying to fap  Confession Bear

I walk the dog every night Just so I can stay away from that psycho bitch

I walk the dog every night Just so I can stay away from that psycho bitch  Confession Bear

I always plan for failure and never for success I can't remember my last sucess

I always plan for failure and never for success I can't remember my last sucess  Confession Bear

you 're either a functioning alcoholic or you fail out

you 're either a functioning alcoholic or you fail out  Confession Bear

I only stay subscribed to /r/atheism So I can rage at how bad they all make atheists look

I only stay subscribed to /r/atheism So I can rage at how bad they all make atheists look  Confession Bear

I'm a hetero guy and I like to go to Yoga But I'm not there to stare at your ass girls! There are places for that, and I don't need to go to a yoga class for it.

I'm a hetero guy and I like to go to Yoga But I'm not there to stare at your ass girls!  There are places for that, and I don't need to go to a yoga class for it.  Confession Bear

I stopped visiting /r/askscience Because all of the threads have misleading titles and overexaggerated claims

I stopped visiting /r/askscience Because all of the threads have misleading titles and overexaggerated claims  Confession Bear
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