Confession Bear

Someone asked me for directions today, It wasn't until 20 minutes later I realized I sent him in the wrong direction.

Someone asked me for directions today, It wasn't until 20 minutes later I realized I sent him in the wrong direction.  Confession Bear

I move my car to the other side of the car park So that my roommate thinks i left the house when he comes home

I move my car to the other side of the car park So that my roommate thinks i left the house when he comes home  Confession Bear

The Only reason i don't kill myself is because there is always a Game, Movie, or Tv show coming out in the next few months that i want play or see.

The Only reason i don't kill myself is because there is always a Game, Movie, or Tv show coming out in the next few months that i want play or see.  Confession Bear

I will take a sale sign from a similar item and place it on the item I want. Then at the register cause confusion to get the item for an at sale price.

I will take a sale sign from a similar item and place it on the item I want. Then at the register cause confusion to get the item for an at sale price.  Confession Bear

I loathe pentecostals... I enter their church address at Victoria's Secret.com for free catalogs...

I loathe pentecostals...  I enter their church address at Victoria's Secret.com for free catalogs...  Confession Bear

Roger Moore is my favorite James Bond

Roger Moore is my favorite James Bond   Confession Bear

Listened to the new Daft punk album i really dont like it

Listened to the new Daft punk album i really dont like it  Confession Bear

EVERY TIME MY BUDDY GETS AN INTERVIEW I HOPE THEY SOMEHOW CAN ASCERTAIN THAT HE'S WORTHLESS BECAUSE HE'S CALLED OFF ALMOST 50 TIMES IN A YEAR AND A HALF AT THE JOB I RECOMMENDED HIM FOR

EVERY TIME MY BUDDY GETS AN INTERVIEW I HOPE THEY SOMEHOW CAN ASCERTAIN THAT HE'S WORTHLESS BECAUSE HE'S CALLED OFF ALMOST 50 TIMES IN A YEAR AND A HALF AT THE JOB I RECOMMENDED HIM FOR  Confession Bear

I Always peed without pulling my foreskin back I thought that's how everyone peed

I Always peed without pulling my foreskin back  I thought that's how everyone peed  Confession Bear

Every time my girlfriend refuses to have sex or send me naughty pictures I go to /r/gonewild and fap furiously

Every time my girlfriend refuses to have sex or send me naughty pictures I go to /r/gonewild and fap furiously   Confession Bear
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