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I don't want any of my posts to reach the front page Because I don't want any of my friends to see the lies I tell on the internet to make myself seem smart

I don't want any of my posts to reach the front page Because I don't want any of my friends to see the lies I tell on the internet to make myself seem smart Confession Bear
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I hope my roommate figures out his shit But only so he can still pay his half of the rent

I hope my roommate figures out his shit But only so he can still pay his half of the rent Confession Bear
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I date girls with low self-esteem Because I know they won't cheat on me

I date girls with low self-esteem Because I know they won't cheat on me Confession Bear
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I used to interact with the disabled people at the clinic where i work but after 2 years of listening to the stuttering, drooling bullshit I just want them all to die.

I used to interact with the disabled people at the clinic where i work but after 2 years of listening to the stuttering, drooling bullshit I just want them all to die. Confession Bear
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I know my sister can't help her borderline personality But I still hate her

I know my sister can't help her borderline personality But I still hate her Confession Bear
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Sometimes I wish I would get hurt in a serious accident So I would feel cared about while I was in the hospital

Sometimes I wish I would get hurt in a serious accident So I would feel cared about while I was in the hospital Confession Bear
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I work at an elite Christian private school and gave a chapel sermon yesterday I'm an atheist and lied about my beliefs to get hired for better pay than public school

I work at an elite Christian private school and gave a chapel sermon yesterday I'm an atheist and lied about my beliefs to get hired for better pay than public school Confession Bear
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I threatened thermonuclear war with America, Japan, and South Korea I just wanted them to stop making memes about me.

I threatened thermonuclear war with America, Japan, and South Korea I just wanted them to stop making memes about me. Confession Bear
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Wanted my oil company to make more money Hundreds of US Soldiers died after i Lied about Weapons of mass destruction so congress would approve a war

Wanted my oil company to make more money Hundreds of US Soldiers died after i Lied about Weapons of mass destruction so congress would approve a war Confession Bear
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when I do extra nice things for someone it"s usually because I broke something of theirs and I don't want to be a suspect

when I do extra nice things for someone it
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