Confession Bear

If Dexter Morgan was real... I'd be happy look the "other way"

If Dexter Morgan was real... I'd be happy look the

A lot of guys complain about having sex with condoms. I actually enjoy it just as much, if not more.

A lot of guys complain about having sex with condoms. I actually enjoy it just as much, if not more.  Confession Bear

As a police officer attending to a suicide case I wish that the suicide was successful because it is easier to deal with the dead body than to arrest the person.

As a police officer attending to a suicide case I wish that the suicide was successful because it is easier to deal with the dead body than to arrest the person.  Confession Bear

I actually feel bad for americans Even though they are made fun of, I think there are still good people out there

I actually feel bad for americans Even though they are made fun of, I think there are still good people out there  Confession Bear

Despite losing all this weight healthy I feel the need to binge and purge for my last bit

Despite losing all this weight healthy I feel the need to binge and purge for my last bit  Confession Bear

My girlfriend thinks I have bad aim. I just like her reaction when I put it in her butt.

My girlfriend thinks I have bad aim. I just like her reaction when I put it in her butt.  Confession Bear

I sometimes hide out in the bathroom just to get away from conversation

I sometimes hide out in the bathroom just to get away from conversation  Confession Bear

I play with nice and lonely guys and then make fun of their feelings as a personal revenge for all those "nice" guys who friendzoned me when I was a teenager.

I play with nice and lonely guys and then make fun of their feelings as a personal revenge for all those

people think college is about learning, it's really all about regurgitating information, without being accused of plagiarism

people think college is about learning, it's really all about regurgitating information, without being accused of plagiarism  Confession Bear

SLEEPING WITH A FRIEND WHO IS HELPING ME GET PREGNANT BEEN DEEMED INFERTILE FOR TWO YEARS

SLEEPING WITH A FRIEND WHO IS HELPING ME GET PREGNANT BEEN DEEMED INFERTILE FOR TWO YEARS   Confession Bear
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