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When I'm at a restaurant with a waiter I stuff my face with food so I don't have to talk to them.

When I'm at a restaurant with a waiter I stuff my face with food so I don't have to talk to them. Confession Bear
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A 7 year old called me "fatso" and I wanted to push him off his scooter I'm 27

A 7 year old called me
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I deeply inhale all my own farts

I deeply inhale all my own farts Confession Bear
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I sometimes buy girly body wash because I think fruity things smell nice

I sometimes buy girly body wash because I think fruity things smell nice Confession Bear
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I think that people that people that want to kill them selves from being bullied Are pussies and should suck it up

I think that people that people that want to kill them selves from being bullied Are pussies and should suck it up Confession Bear
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Sometimes durring sex with a new girl I cant keep an erection because all I can think about is how much I miss my ex and how the new girls just a "Band-aid"

Sometimes durring sex with a new girl I cant keep an erection because all I can think about is how much I miss my ex and how the new girls just a
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I get very annoyed when people say American troops are defending our freedom because America hasn't fought a defensive war in 70 years

I get very annoyed when people say American troops are defending our freedom because America hasn't fought a defensive war in 70 years Confession Bear
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More than half of my facebook friends are completely blocked from my news feed

More than half of my facebook friends are completely blocked from my news feed Confession Bear
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My girlfriend kept annoying me when I was eating So I took her tampons and dipped them in garlic

My girlfriend kept annoying me when I was eating So I took her tampons and dipped them in garlic Confession Bear
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Gained 10 pounds in two 2 weeks Got laid 4 times even though I'm fat now

Gained 10 pounds in two 2 weeks Got laid 4 times even though I'm fat now Confession Bear
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