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Having small children reminds me of how happy I was before I had small children.

Having small children reminds me of how happy I was before I had small children. Confession Bear
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I USED MY BOSS'S CREDIT CARD ON MY 21ST BIRTHDAY TO HAVE A 3-WAY AT THE BUNNY RANCH.

I USED MY BOSS'S CREDIT CARD ON MY 21ST BIRTHDAY TO HAVE A 3-WAY AT THE BUNNY RANCH. Confession Bear
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My parents think that i'm doing well since I moved out but whenever i go back to visit, I steal food, soap, and toilet paper just to get by.

My parents think that i'm doing well since I moved out but whenever i go back to visit, I steal food, soap, and toilet paper just to get by. Confession Bear
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I'm a straight man and I like to have sex with women

I'm a straight man and I like to have sex with women Confession Bear
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My friends try to make me feel better about my severe OCD by jokingly calling me quirky Its not funny and I'm not quirky, I'm miserable because of it

My friends try to make me feel better about my severe OCD by jokingly calling me quirky Its not funny and I'm not quirky, I'm miserable because of it Confession Bear
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Whenever I see an overweight person on an electric scooter I hope the scooter breaks so they can get exercise

Whenever I see an overweight person on an electric scooter I hope the scooter breaks so they can get exercise Confession Bear
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Periwinkle or orangred doesn't matter I still only downvote

Periwinkle or orangred doesn't matter I still only downvote Confession Bear
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I've been single for so long I think I'm starting to become a misogynist

I've been single for so long I think I'm starting to become a misogynist Confession Bear
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I support social welfare and hate to see people abused by the system but I pretty much want everyone to stop being alive

I support social welfare and hate to see people abused by the system but I pretty much want everyone to stop being alive Confession Bear
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I blackmailed three criminals into killing everyone on a ship And then I killed them

I blackmailed three criminals into killing everyone on a ship And then I killed them Confession Bear
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