Confession Bear

One of my top reasons for being excited to become a father is so that I can dress up as Batman & Robin with my child on Halloween

One of my top reasons for being excited to become a father is so that I can dress up as Batman & Robin with my child on Halloween  Confession Bear

One time I let a human get too close to me So I could watch my mom maul him

One time I let a human get too close to me So I could watch my mom maul him  Confession Bear

When I was 14 my step sister jacked me off, my biological sister was asleep next to us, in the same bed

When I was 14 my step sister jacked me off, my biological sister was asleep next to us, in the same bed  Confession Bear

i'd rather have a space week instead of shark week

i'd rather have a space week instead of 
shark week  Confession Bear

I always drive when I'm with my girlfriend Because I'm afraid her driving will kill us both

I always drive when I'm with my girlfriend Because I'm afraid her driving will kill us both  Confession Bear

I dont delete trashy/ghetto facebook friends because their statuses make me feel better about myself.

I dont delete trashy/ghetto facebook friends because their statuses make me feel better about myself.  Confession Bear

I'm a piano player. My girlfriend noticed that whenever she gave me blowjobs, I would tap her head the same way every time. I told her it was just a habit, but really, I was subconsciously playing the last line of pop goes the weasel.

I'm a piano player. My girlfriend noticed that whenever she gave me blowjobs, I would tap her head the same way every time.  I told her it was just a habit, but really, I was subconsciously playing the last line of pop goes the weasel.  Confession Bear

When I turn off the lights downstairs at night I still run up the stairs as fast as possible

When I turn off the lights downstairs at night I still run up the stairs as fast as possible  Confession Bear

I blame feminism for the decrease in chivalry

I blame feminism for the decrease in chivalry  Confession Bear

I disagree with the amount of technology that kids use these days so I turned off the wifi and watched my brother's friends freak out

I disagree with the amount of technology that kids use these days so I turned off the wifi and watched my brother's friends freak out  Confession Bear
Like us for More!