Confession Bear

Sometimes I wonder if people join the armed forces to serve their country or just so they can post about it on facebook.

Sometimes I wonder if people join the armed forces to serve their country or just so they can post about it on facebook.  Confession Bear

I rarely wash my hands but i still turn on the water so people think i do

I rarely wash my hands but i still turn on the water so people think i do  Confession Bear

I saw a person struggling to change a tire on the way to work today So I pulled up behind them and helped them out. I told my boss my alarm didn't go off

I saw a person struggling to change a tire on the way to work today So I pulled up behind them and helped them out. I told my boss my alarm didn't go off  Confession Bear

I'm the guy that posts stuff from Reddit on Facebook

I'm the guy that posts stuff from Reddit on Facebook  Confession Bear

I had to drop out of college because I had no money and refused to take out loans Now every time my friends complain about their homework or teachers I feel like crying

I had to drop out of college because I had no money and refused to take out loans Now every time my friends complain about their homework or teachers I feel like crying  Confession Bear

I work for a major soft drink and chip company I secretly hope soda and chips are no longer covered by EBT

I work for a major soft drink and chip company I secretly hope soda and chips are no longer covered by EBT  Confession Bear

I live in the woods and I cover my house entirely in candy to attract kids to it then I try to cook them in my oven.

I live in the woods and I cover my house entirely in candy to attract kids to it then I try to cook them in my oven.  Confession Bear

At parties I empty my beer in the bathroom sink and refill the bottle with tap water

At parties I empty my beer in the bathroom sink and refill the bottle with tap water   Confession Bear

I get more upset when animals die in movies/shows than when people do

I get more upset when animals die in movies/shows than when people do   Confession Bear

My college roomate refused to lend me her umbrella on a rainy day i dipped my used tampons on her yoghurt Caption 3 goes here

My college roomate refused to lend me her umbrella on a rainy day i dipped my used tampons on her yoghurt Caption 3 goes here  Confession Bear
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