Confession Bear

When I finish pooping I always take a look at my creation

When I finish pooping I always take a look at my creation  Confession Bear

My new manager keeps talking about all my "previous experience" I don't have any... I think she confused my application and I accidentally stole someone else's job.

My new manager keeps talking about all my

i kinda like nickleback

i kinda like nickleback  Confession Bear

i watch good morning america every morning drunk

i watch good morning america every morning drunk  Confession Bear

When I get drunk or smoke weed I never get as happy and I wanted to be

When I get drunk or smoke weed I never get as happy and I wanted to be  Confession Bear

My roommate in high school never did her laundry, bathed once a week, stole my stuff, and lied about me constantly So I pissed in her laundry basket and perfume, put bleach in her shampoo, two tarantulas in her bed, and framed her for stealing at Walmart

My roommate in high school never did her laundry, bathed once a week, stole my stuff, and lied about me constantly So I pissed in her laundry basket and perfume, put bleach in her shampoo, two tarantulas in her bed, and framed her for stealing at Walmart  Confession Bear

I saw a kid having a temper tantrum at wal-mart I said to my friend, "Aaaand that's why I'm never having kids" loud enough for the mom to hear

I saw a kid having a temper tantrum at wal-mart I said to my friend,

I don't really care if you fell and had a concussion I just want to pay my bills

I don't really care if you fell and had a concussion I just want to pay my bills  Confession Bear

Every time my computer acts up now I actually think the NSA has logged in

Every time my computer acts up now I actually think the NSA has logged in  Confession Bear

I'm glad my father died before my wedding, and I wish my mother would do the same I don't want to explain to her that she isn't invited because she's a terrible person

I'm glad my father died before my wedding, and I wish my mother would do the same I don't want to explain to her that she isn't invited because she's a terrible person  Confession Bear
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