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Confession Bear

I bring my girlfriend flowers whenever I go to her place. I steal them from the cemetery that is on the way to her apartment.

I bring my girlfriend flowers whenever I go to her place. I steal them from the cemetery that is on the way to her apartment. Confession Bear
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When I see a white van in any way always think or to shout "RAPIST VAN!" and run away.

When I see a white van in any way always think or to shout
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I still mistake the white spots on killer whales heads as their eyes.

I still mistake the white spots on killer whales heads as their eyes. Confession Bear
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I only work in the ER for one reason To touch children

I only work in the ER for one reason To touch children Confession Bear
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Today I finished my classmate's school assignment In exchange for their steam account

Today I finished my classmate's school assignment In exchange for their steam account Confession Bear
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i cheat to rank up on call of duty so people will respect me online

i cheat to rank up on call of duty so people will respect me online Confession Bear
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I flushed a spider down the toilet Now I'm afraid to poop

I flushed a spider down the toilet Now I'm afraid to poop Confession Bear
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I downvote comments that are already in the "bad comments" section Just so the commenter knows how much of an asshole they are.

I downvote comments that are already in the
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I put earphones without music on so no one starts talking to me

I put earphones without music on so no one starts talking to me Confession Bear
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When I was eight, I was sexually molested by a boy who was four years older than me PLOT TWIST: I LIKED IT

When I was eight, I was sexually molested by a boy who was four years older than me PLOT TWIST: I LIKED IT Confession Bear
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