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Confession Bear

I put my finger in my butthole and rubbed it on a customers fork for telling me I'm a peasant worker

I put my finger in my butthole and rubbed it on a customers fork for telling me I'm a peasant worker Confession Bear
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I am an Atheist But still say "Thank God"

I am an Atheist But still say
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Today I had diarrhea.... It smelt like bacon.... Now i really want bacon...

Today I had diarrhea.... It smelt like bacon.... Now i really want bacon... Confession Bear
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I've lost more in one year of Apple stock value than I've spent in 10 years of buying Apple products

I've lost more in one year of Apple stock value than I've spent in 10 years of buying Apple products Confession Bear
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My girlfriend hasn't been wanting to have sex very much lately So I told her I haven't been in the mood for it either, to manipulate the human nature of wanting what you can't have, and we have been humping like rabbits ever since.

My girlfriend hasn't been wanting to have sex very much lately So I told her I haven't been in the mood for it either, to manipulate the human nature of wanting what you can't have, and we have been humping like rabbits ever since. Confession Bear
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Sometimes I say I'm going for a cigarette break just so I can stand outside and fart

Sometimes I say I'm going for a cigarette break just so I can stand outside and fart Confession Bear
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When I hear about someone whos uncircumcised I just assume its dirty and smells bad

When I hear about someone whos uncircumcised I just assume its dirty and smells bad Confession Bear
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EX-GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME TO FIX HER LAPTOP A FEW YEARS AGO FOUND A RISQUE PICTURE SHE SENT HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND. SAVED IT TO MY FLASH DRIVE AND STILL ENJOY IT FROM TIME TO TIME

EX-GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME TO FIX HER LAPTOP A FEW YEARS AGO FOUND A RISQUE PICTURE SHE SENT HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND. SAVED IT TO MY FLASH DRIVE AND STILL ENJOY IT FROM TIME TO TIME Confession Bear
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I like reading Scumbag parents because it gives me a reason to like mine more

I like reading Scumbag parents because it gives me a reason to like mine more Confession Bear
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I've never been friendzoned Because I only have sex with hookers

I've never been friendzoned Because I only have sex with hookers Confession Bear
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