Confession Bear

Sometimes I stare at a picture of a bear

Sometimes I stare at a picture of a bear  Confession Bear

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar

I stole the cookie  from the cookie jar  Confession Bear

I always call you "buddy" 'cause I can't remember your real name

I always call you

The more I meet beautiful women The more I just want to get married and start a family

The more I meet beautiful women The more I just want to get married and start a family  Confession Bear

I use the same clippers on my balls as i do on my face

I use the same clippers on my balls as i do on my face   Confession Bear

Thinks there are too many memes on imgur Creates a meme about it

Thinks there are too many memes on imgur Creates a meme about it  Confession Bear

If you tell people you're an atheist I automatically assume you're an elitist dickwad with unwarranted self-importance

If you tell people you're an atheist I automatically assume you're an elitist dickwad with unwarranted self-importance  Confession Bear

My colleagues think I'm sick a lot But sometimes I just wake up and don't want to go to work

My colleagues think I'm sick a lot But sometimes I just wake up and don't want to go to work  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pretend to be a girl and have cyber sex Just so I can ruin it for the guy half way when I tell him I have a penis

Sometimes I pretend to be a girl and have cyber sex Just so I can ruin it for the guy half way when I tell him I have a penis  Confession Bear

I really like the Star Wars prequels. I have no shame about this

I really like the Star Wars prequels. I have no shame about this  Confession Bear
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