Confession Bear

I wish I was only married Three weeks per month...

I wish I was only married Three weeks per month...  Confession Bear

My boss told me not to join the Air Force because his buddy in the military said all the women are slutty. I said I didn't care what stupid people think. Then I got raped by some guy who thinks we're all slutty.

My boss told me not to join the Air Force because his buddy in the military said all the women are slutty.

 I said I didn't care what stupid people think. Then I got raped by some guy who thinks we're all slutty.  Confession Bear

I have a 60 in my English class and I still correct peoples grammar

 I have a 60 in my English class and I still correct peoples grammar  Confession Bear

My girlfriend is addicted to the internet, and hates our unstable connection. When it’s time for bed, I connect to the router and turn it on and off so she is frustrated and goes to bed.

My girlfriend is addicted to the internet, and hates our unstable connection. When it’s time for bed, I connect to the router and turn it on and off so she is frustrated and goes to bed.  Confession Bear

When I first saw the younger Boston bomber brother I thought he was really cute

When I first saw the younger Boston bomber brother I thought he was really cute  Confession Bear

I get really happy when any of my friends breaks up with his girlfriend Because I have somebody to go out with at night and pick up girls

I get really happy when any of my friends breaks up with his girlfriend Because I have somebody to go out with at night and pick up girls  Confession Bear

I secretly wanted Suspect #2 to evade the massive legion of police to prove trampling on civil liberties won't bear fruit.

I secretly wanted Suspect #2 to evade the massive legion of police to prove trampling on civil liberties won't bear fruit.  Confession Bear

I make out with my boyfriend in the shower so he won't notice that I'm peeing

I make out with my boyfriend in the shower so he won't notice that I'm peeing   Confession Bear

I'm not crazy but everyone thinks I am because I pretend to be so that my step dad doesn't suspect me

I'm not crazy but everyone thinks I am because I pretend to be so that my step dad doesn't suspect me  Confession Bear

When playing Xbox Live - Left 4 Dead I will purposely activate the Tank then run the other way

When playing Xbox Live - Left 4 Dead I will purposely activate the Tank then run the other way  Confession Bear
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