Confession Bear

a state trooper helped my change my tire on the side of the highway it was full of drugs

a state trooper helped my change my tire on the side of the highway it was full of drugs  Confession Bear

I'm mean to a girl just because I have a crush on her

I'm mean to a girl just because I have a crush on her  Confession Bear

I wash my hands before I piss not after Im more worried about hand germs on my dick than dick germs on my hand

I wash my hands before I piss not after Im more worried about hand germs on my dick than dick germs on my hand  Confession Bear

I tell people I've gone 10 years without a cigarette. I never smoked in the first place.

I tell people I've gone 10 years without a cigarette. I never smoked in the first place.  Confession Bear

When my Dad asked if I can make a dvd on my computer I lied and said "Mine can't, but yours can.", even though mine would be faster so he would learn it by himself

When my Dad asked if I can make a dvd on my computer I lied and said

I have never ever Had a problem with Internet explorer

I have never ever Had a problem with Internet explorer   Confession Bear

I love rainy days because they give me an excuse to stay in and browse reddit rather than being social

I love rainy days because they give me an excuse to stay in and browse reddit rather than being social  Confession Bear

My husband knows that I've had sex with his sister's boyfriend What he doesn't know is that his sister joined as well

My husband knows that I've had sex with his sister's boyfriend What he doesn't know is that his sister joined as well  Confession Bear

Am I the only one around here who doesn't know which phrases are supposed to go with which pictures?

Am I the only one around here who doesn't know which phrases are supposed to go with which pictures?  Confession Bear

Hoes be like "Hoes be like..." But they be the hoes that be like

Hoes be like
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