Confession Bear

I'M STILL SMARTER THAN MOST OF MY COLLEGE EDUCATED FRIENDS

I'M STILL SMARTER  THAN MOST OF MY COLLEGE EDUCATED FRIENDS  Confession Bear

When black people talk about "green" I can't tell if they're talking about weed or money

When black people talk about

I once poured a small amount of butane in the fan of my old laptop and lit it on fire I told my parents that it over-heated so they bought me a new one.

I once poured a small amount of butane in the fan of my old laptop and lit it on fire I told my parents that it over-heated so they bought me a new one.  Confession Bear

People think my depression is gone... It's not. I'm just stoned whenever I have to interact with others.

People think my depression is gone... It's not. I'm just stoned whenever I have to interact with others.   Confession Bear

I ACTUALLY LIKE THE AMERICAN TOP GEAR

I ACTUALLY LIKE THE AMERICAN TOP GEAR  Confession Bear

I listen to mainstream music Because it has better production values and talented people

I listen to mainstream music Because it has better production values and talented people  Confession Bear

I would like some tuna So that I may participate in "Tuna Tuesday"

I would like some tuna So that I may participate in

can't make yo momma jokes

 can't make yo momma jokes  Confession Bear

Maduro: We reallly thought that they would believe that Chavez could still be president. It turns out that they did not.

Maduro: We reallly thought that they would believe that Chavez could still be president.  It turns out that they did not.   Confession Bear

1 animal dying in a movie makes me more sad then any amount of human deaths

1 animal dying in a movie makes me more sad then any amount of human deaths  Confession Bear
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