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My roommate is muslim I accidentally fed him halal chicken cooked in bacon fat and never told him

My roommate is muslim I accidentally fed him halal chicken cooked in bacon fat and never told him Confession Bear
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My religious friend asked me if i can teach him russian i told him how to say "Screw God" and said it means "I love God"

My religious friend asked me if i can teach him russian i told him how to say
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I called in sick to work so I could be stoned all day at home. My boss thinks I was still recovering from an illness that kept me home two days in a row prior.

I called in sick to work so I could be stoned all day at home. My boss thinks I was still recovering from an illness that kept me home two days in a row prior. Confession Bear
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When the worker at McDonald's gives me a Coke I did not order I look them in the eyes and say "thank you"

When the worker at McDonald's gives me a Coke I did not order I look them in the eyes and say
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I don't always drink beer But when I do it usally isn't Dos Equis

I don't always drink beer But when I do it usally isn't Dos Equis Confession Bear
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Me and my brother kissed in middle school We didn't know anything about sex but it felt good

Me and my brother kissed in middle school We didn't know anything about sex but it felt good Confession Bear
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I hate it when people remember when it's my birthday Because i have to respond to their messages

I hate it when people remember when it's my birthday Because i have to respond to their messages Confession Bear
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I love my boyfriend very much but if he doesn't find a job soon, I'll have no choice but to kick him out & break up with him because I simply can't afford to look after us both

I love my boyfriend very much but if he doesn't find a job soon, I'll have no choice but to kick him out & break up with him because I simply can't afford to look after us both Confession Bear
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my step-sister and her husband let me move in with them for a year when i was going through a rough time the whole time i was there me and my step-sister would get drunk and fuck each other

my step-sister and her husband let me move in with them for a year when i was going through a rough time the whole time i was there me and my step-sister would get drunk and fuck each other Confession Bear
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I prefer the hunt of getting girls and after sex I am already bored with them

I prefer the hunt of getting girls and after sex I am already bored with them Confession Bear
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