Confession Bear

sometimes I tell someone they have a dead bug in their hair just to see them panick

sometimes I tell someone they have a dead bug in their hair just to see them panick  Confession Bear

I have a girlfriend that loves me But I hit on every girl I see becasue mine won't put out

I have a girlfriend that loves me But I hit on every girl I see becasue mine won't put out  Confession Bear

I friendzoned you because all you do is play your games, and you smell wierd.

I friendzoned you because  all you do is play your games, and you smell wierd.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I tell people who I like Just so it'll get back to them and they'll look at me

Sometimes I tell people who I like Just so it'll get back to them and they'll look at me  Confession Bear

I finally realized that "orangered" is two colors, not some awkward past-tense verb for the color orange.

I finally realized that

I actually don't like Dr.Who and think it is a mediocre TV show

I actually don't like Dr.Who and think it is a mediocre TV show  Confession Bear

I like daft punk but I'm sick of "get lucky" and don't think it's "revolutionary"

I like daft punk but I'm sick of

When a friend invites me over but I want them to come to my place, I immediately take 3 shots and text them I've been drinking and can't drive.

When a friend invites me over but I want them to come to my place, I immediately take 3 shots and text them I've been drinking and can't drive.  Confession Bear

When I watch Family Feud I always root for the white family over the black family

When I watch Family Feud I always root for the white family over the black family  Confession Bear

Sometimes I downvote something on reddit and downvote it again on imgur

Sometimes I downvote something on reddit and downvote it again on imgur  Confession Bear
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