Confession Bear

I TOUCHED MY COUSIN ONCE BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT GIRLS HAD DOWN THERE

I TOUCHED MY COUSIN ONCE BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT GIRLS HAD DOWN THERE  Confession Bear

Dislike most Women on GoneWild Because I think a little class is sexy

Dislike most Women on GoneWild Because I think a little class is sexy  Confession Bear

The character I can relate to best Is the bad guy

The character I can relate to best Is the bad guy  Confession Bear

When I see someone in the army with small children I question their decision making because of how negatively a military lifestyle will affect their kid's lives

When I see someone in the army with small children I question their decision making because of how negatively a military lifestyle will affect their kid's lives  Confession Bear

every time someone says she "likes all music," or "listens to top 40," or "whatever is on the radio" I automatically think less of them

every time someone says she

Meet a co-worker who wears a power balance bracelet Automatically assume he is to dumb for everything

Meet a co-worker who wears a power balance bracelet Automatically assume he is to dumb for everything  Confession Bear

I accepted the role of a stay at home dad so I could sit at home and smoke pot

I accepted the role of a stay at home dad so I could sit at home and smoke pot  Confession Bear

I WAS THE ONE WHO ACCIDENTALLY SHOT YOU WHEN WE WERE PLAYING LEFT 4 DEAD

I WAS THE ONE WHO ACCIDENTALLY SHOT YOU WHEN WE WERE PLAYING LEFT 4 DEAD  Confession Bear

I intensely and utterly hate all other children but my own No exceptions

I intensely and utterly hate all other children but my own No exceptions  Confession Bear

I'm ironically racist on purpose Because it's fucking hilarious

I'm ironically racist on purpose Because it's fucking hilarious  Confession Bear
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