Confession Bear

I made a playlist on my ipod for the gym "I'll make a man out of you" from mulan is my best pump up song

I made a playlist on my ipod for the gym

When I heard Ben Affleck was going to be Batman, I thought they meant Ben Stiller. I was really confused and angry.

When I heard Ben Affleck was going to be Batman, I thought they meant Ben Stiller.   I was really confused and angry.   Confession Bear

People think I'm always teasing and making fun of them I actually mean the things I say

People think I'm always teasing and making fun of them I actually mean the things I say  Confession Bear

I love the smell of my own farts

I love the smell of my own farts  Confession Bear

When I fly, I pray the plane will crash That way I'd be dead and no one could blame me

When I fly, I pray the plane will crash That way I'd be dead and no one could blame me  Confession Bear

I am glad that masturbation exists Or else I would have gone crazy

I am glad that masturbation exists Or else I would have gone crazy  Confession Bear

I'm a 25 year old man and still daydream and wish I had super powers.

I'm a 25 year old man and still daydream and wish I had super powers.  Confession Bear

I like 9Gag better It doesn't self reference as much...

I like 9Gag better It doesn't self reference as much...  Confession Bear

I only downvote a comment because others have already downvoted it

I only downvote a comment because others have already downvoted it  Confession Bear

i downvote awesome parent posts because i'm jealous

i downvote awesome parent posts because i'm jealous  Confession Bear
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