Confession Bear

the only thing keeping me from killing random people for fun is the almost certain jailtime

the only thing keeping me from killing random people for fun  is the almost certain jailtime  Confession Bear

Whenever I see the word ANALYZE I immediately think of ANAL

Whenever I see the word ANALYZE I immediately think of ANAL  Confession Bear

When I'm on my period in a public bathroom. I try and get my tampon to stick to the ceiling.

When I'm on my period in a public bathroom. I try and get my tampon to stick to the ceiling.  Confession Bear

This guy I was dating called me crazy after we slept together without cause So I pretended to be pregnant and made him pay me $300 for his half of an abortion.

This guy I was dating called me crazy after we slept together without cause So I pretended to be pregnant and made him pay me $300 for his half of an abortion.   Confession Bear

I don't like alcohol But I'm out of weed so I drink

I don't like alcohol But I'm out of weed so I drink  Confession Bear

I LIKE AMERICAN DAD MORE THAN FAMILY GUY

I LIKE AMERICAN DAD MORE THAN FAMILY GUY  Confession Bear

I hate People

I hate People  Confession Bear

I wanted to end it with a girl but I didn't wanna have the stigma of a heartbreaker so I made myself purposely annoying until she broke up with me

I wanted to end it with a girl but I didn't wanna have the stigma of a heartbreaker so I made myself purposely annoying until she broke up with me  Confession Bear

I stockpile "$5 off" coupons in my car So when a customer pays in cash I can pocket $5 and say they used a coupon.

I stockpile

I have no interest in GoT, LotR, HP, and I'm not a cat person I'm still an Imgur addict and browse everyday because I get lonely

I have no interest in GoT, LotR, HP, and I'm not a cat person I'm still an Imgur addict and browse everyday because I get lonely  Confession Bear
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