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The reason my sister loses so many boyfriends is because of me I secretly contact them all and tell them she has herpes

The reason my sister loses so many boyfriends is because of me I secretly contact them all and tell them she has herpes Confession Bear
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I never make eye contact when I clean cubicles, because I don't want them to know I'm high at their serious job.

I never make eye contact when I clean cubicles, because I don't want them to know I'm high at their serious job. Confession Bear
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I really don't mind two guys boning each other I just find flamboyant people to often use loud, obnoxious, and rude gestures to gain attention.

I really don't mind two guys boning each other I just find flamboyant people to often use loud, obnoxious, and rude gestures to gain attention. Confession Bear
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I would intentionally fall out of trees and act like I was dead in front of my retarded neighbor so he would go home crying and I wouldn't have to play with him

I would intentionally fall out of trees and act like I was dead in front of my retarded neighbor so he would go home crying and I wouldn't have to play with him Confession Bear
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Someone took my computer spot while i was printing at my community college. she threw all my stuff on the floor... she left her account open and left. i dropped all their classes.

Someone took my computer spot while i was printing at my community college. she threw all my stuff on the floor... she left her account open and left. i dropped all their classes. Confession Bear
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My ex fiancee' allowed me to raise a child who was not mine for a year. I think women who lie to men about the paternity of a child should go to prison.

My ex fiancee' allowed me to raise a child who was not mine for a year. I think women who lie to men about the paternity of a child should go to prison. Confession Bear
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My step dad beat the shit out of me, my brother and my mom for over 10 years. I still google that asshole and fantasize about tracking him down and beating the shit out of him in front of his new family.

My step dad beat the shit out of me, my brother and my mom for over 10 years. I still google that asshole and fantasize about tracking him down and beating the shit out of him in front of his new family. Confession Bear
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I created essential documents for the company I worked for for the last year. I just deleted all of them.

I created essential documents for the company I worked for for the last year. I just deleted all of them. Confession Bear
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i regret getting plugs and stretching my ears just like you said i would

i regret getting plugs and stretching my ears just like you said i would Confession Bear
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Whenever I see signs for events for ethnic groups such as "Black Alumni Weekend," or "Latino Student Alliance Interest Meeting," I blame them for perpetuating a society that still makes race a big deal.

Whenever I see signs for events for ethnic groups such as
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