Confession Bear

lilly promised it wouldnt hurt

lilly promised it wouldnt hurt  Confession Bear

THE WORSE MY FARTS SMELL THE PROUDER I AM

THE WORSE MY FARTS SMELL THE PROUDER I AM  Confession Bear

If you mess with cops just to get a rise out of them I don't blame them for arresting you

If you mess with cops just to get a rise out of them I don't blame them for arresting you  Confession Bear

I live in Alabama, and other than the occasional religious nut I think Canadians are assholes compared to kind people here

I live in Alabama, and other than the occasional religious nut I think Canadians are assholes compared to kind people here  Confession Bear

I like when my wife blames her bitchiness on her period Because every other day of the month it's probably my fault

I like when my wife blames her bitchiness on her period Because every other day of the month it's probably my fault  Confession Bear

Sometimes I watch Tourette's documentaries So I can laugh at the funny things they say.

Sometimes I watch Tourette's documentaries  So I can laugh at the funny things they say.  Confession Bear

I judge people entirely By their music tastes

I judge people entirely By their music tastes  Confession Bear

I think Overly Attached Girlfriend is pretty cute If she was obsessed with me, I don't think I'd mind

I think Overly Attached Girlfriend is pretty cute If she was obsessed with me, I don't think I'd mind  Confession Bear

If you're fat and have a mobility scooter I assume you're a lazy fat fuck

If you're fat and have a mobility scooter I assume you're a lazy fat fuck  Confession Bear

Sat next to a smelly girl on a 14 hr flight Did a massive shit in the plane toilet because she was next in line

Sat next to a smelly girl on a 14 hr flight Did a massive shit in the plane toilet because she was next in line  Confession Bear
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