Confession Bear

Sometimes when im having sex with my gf i think of my ex So i can stay turned on

Sometimes when im having sex with my gf i think of my ex So i can stay turned on  Confession Bear

When my friend told me she lost her job I immediately become "too busy to hang out".

When my friend told me she lost her job I immediately become

I've contemplated killing myself a few times before Found out today that my gf cheated on me and my brother just got a new shotgun

I've contemplated killing myself a few times before Found out today that my gf cheated on me and my brother just got a new shotgun  Confession Bear

I let my ex-boyfriend think he was good at sex because he was a virgin and he thought he had a small penis

I let my ex-boyfriend think he was good at sex because he was a virgin and he thought he had a small penis  Confession Bear

I watched The Notebook by myself today And I enjoyed it

I watched The Notebook by myself today And I enjoyed it  Confession Bear

I try to feel bad for the people in Oklahoma But I only feel bad for the kids because they have no choice where they live, I think everyone else is an idiot.

I try to feel bad for the people in Oklahoma But I only feel bad for the kids because they have no choice where they live, I think everyone else is an idiot.  Confession Bear

I rolled the blunt too fat but I'm too lazy to try and fix it

I rolled the blunt too fat but I'm too lazy to try and fix it  Confession Bear

When a person I hates tells me he's leaving I actually get really sad cuz I'll have no one to hate

When a person I hates tells me he's leaving I actually get really sad cuz I'll have no one to hate  Confession Bear

My grandmother died last night These tears are because she's totally screwing up my three day weekend.

My grandmother died last night These tears are because she's totally screwing up my three day weekend.  Confession Bear

If my girlfriend wanted me to lick her toes or butthole I probably would

If my girlfriend wanted me to lick her toes or butthole I probably would  Confession Bear
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